BREAKING NEWS: I’m home, but more importantly so is The Duck!!
If you haven’t heard, someone (and I’m sure college boys had nothing to do with it) stole Samo from Lion’s Park on Wednesday night. Richard and his son Justin found our plaster friend, alive but looking a little worse for wear, on 84th and Hywy 9 earlier today. It remains unknown at this time if Samo will have to enter a rehab program for his injuries or if he intends to press charges for assault.
"I’m just happy to be home", Samo said in a prepared statement released by his agent. He was not taking questions from the press or any outsiders upon his arrival.
In the meantime, three quacks for Richard and Justin!